എടുത്താല്‍ പൊങ്ങാത്തത് ?

സിഗേരെറ്റ് വലിച്ചു കൊണ്ടു പോകുന്ന ടിന്റുമോനെ കണ്ട
പള്ളീലച്ചന്‍: എടുത്താല്‍ പോങ്ങാത്തത് ആണല്ലോട നിന്‍റെ ചുണ്ടത്ത് ??
ടിന്റു മോന്‍ :എടുത്താല്‍ പോങ്ങാതത് കൊണ്ടു ആണ് അച്ചോ വലിച്ചോണ്ട് പോകുന്നത്:??

KYA AAP SHADI SHUDA hai

Tufani barish me rat ko shop per santa piza lene aya...


SHOPKEPER:Aap shadi shuda hai..?


SanTA:is tufani barish me kya meri ma muje piza lene bhejegi.......;->

KISMAT SE MILTI HAI

santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye
JUDGE:KYON?

SARDAR..pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.

judge :ek baar firse sochle, aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!

empty pool

Sardar g As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don't Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don't Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-

താഴു തുറക്കാന്‍??

സര്‍ദാര്‍ തന്‍റെ വാതില്‍ ചുമന്നു കൊണ്ടു മാര്‍കറ്റില്‍ പോകുകയായിരുന്നു

അപ്പോള്‍ ഒരാള്‍ ചോദിച്ചൂ : സര്‍ദാര്‍ജി എന്താ വാതിലും ചുമന്നു എവിടെക്കാ ?

സര്‍ദാര്‍: വാതിലിന്‍റെ താഴു തുറക്കാന!!!!

DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE

santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.

He says, "Are Banta Singh! What the heck's goin'
on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?"

Scared Banta replies."Yeah, but you've got a driver."

SPARE BOMB

Sardar Hari Singh and Gani Singh
decided to blow up the market.

They took 2 bombs, put them in
a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set
off.

Hari Singh asks "What happens if the bombs blast off now".

Gani Singh says "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat"

SARDAR'S BMW

BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier.
Sardar Hari Singh purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down.
Sardarji came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. Immediately began to sweat.

By that time Sardar Gani Singh came by that way and saw our sardarji, totally confused and sweating, trying to search
something inside the bonnet, and asked him what was the matter.

Hari Singh: "The BMW people made me fool.They have given me the Car without the engine.

" Gani Singh: "Don't worry. I have spare engine in the back of my BMW.
You can take that.".

joke

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing.

People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

JOKE

Sardar:I've Pain In MY Right Leg

Dctr:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.

Sardar:As Far As I Know,

Both My Legs R Of Same Age

JOKE

SANTA: What are two things you cannot have for breakfast? BANTA : Lunch and Dinner..

jokes

Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?


Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.


Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..

JOKE

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....

JOKE

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He's D Only 1 Who Earns..!

joke

A Sardar & his Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,



"Where, Where"???